SlurpeeTheAsshole

You know how everyone's always saying "video game movies suck"? Here's what you're gonna do the next time you hear someone say that: you're gonna loudly exclaim "OBJECTION!!!!!" and shove this movie right in their sorry fucking face. Yes, it's the "Ace Attorney" movie, a Japanese film that is fortunately available in English subtitles, and it is quite possibly the best adaptation of anything I've ever seen. For starters, this is without a doubt one of the best-[i]looking[/i] films in existence. The costume design, the set design, and the makeup was all carefully tuned to resemble the source material, a video game entitled "Phoenix Wright: A

Well, I've never done this before, but I suppose there's a first time for everything. Hi, Slurpee here, and today I'm going to be reviewing a videogame. One you've probably played or at least heard of before, as it has a reputation for being one of the best action games of all time, which is why I decided to buy it on the eShop a few days ago. I refer, of course, to "MegaMan II". Now, I did not like this game very much at first, because it was just so frustrating. However, all that changed once I finally got the Metal Blade. Once I actually had an effective weapon in hand, I found the game very much as enjoyable as it's cracked out to be. I

How have I not done one of these yet? No fucking idea, but I'm doing it now. Before I get started, though, I want to make 2 things absolutely clear. 1) Notice I put the words "favorite" and "least favorite" in the title, not "best" and "worst". That means that what makes it onto these lists will do so solely for subjective reasons, and not for objective reasons. Be prepared for episodes that have numerous objective flaws in my Favorites list, and likewise be prepared for episodes with numerous objective redeeming qualities in my Least Favorites list. 2) I haven't actually seen any of the most recent season of the show save for the premiere